32wonderY
From The New Republic
There Is No Constitutional Right to Eat Dinner
Claims that Justice Brett Kavanaugh had his rights violated by protesters outside a D.C. restaurant fail on originalist grounds.
https://newrepublic.com/article/167019/kavanaugh-mortons-constitutional-right-di...
There Is No Constitutional Right to Eat Dinner
Claims that Justice Brett Kavanaugh had his rights violated by protesters outside a D.C. restaurant fail on originalist grounds.
https://newrepublic.com/article/167019/kavanaugh-mortons-constitutional-right-di...
42wonderY
Gregg Kilday
@gkilday
From now on, if political reporters ask Josh Hawley if he’s planning to run, he’s going to have to ask them to clarify.
@gkilday
From now on, if political reporters ask Josh Hawley if he’s planning to run, he’s going to have to ask them to clarify.
5margd
Brittlestar @brittlestar | 3:02 PM · Aug 9, 2022
FRONT DESK CLERK AT MAR-A-LAGO DURING THE RAID (0:51)
https://twitter.com/brittlestar/status/1557079787235168256?cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw...
(Nametag reads Newhart Brittleman.)
FRONT DESK CLERK AT MAR-A-LAGO DURING THE RAID (0:51)
https://twitter.com/brittlestar/status/1557079787235168256?cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw...
(Nametag reads Newhart Brittleman.)
6aspirit
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qvneygfQ4iw (~2 mins)
"That's right; he's going to be taken down by the librarians!"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qvneygfQ4iw (~2 mins)
"That's right; he's going to be taken down by the librarians!"
72wonderY
>6 aspirit: Ha! I thought of posting that too!
8margd
Kindergarten teacher talking to Trump after FBI raid (1:03) :D
https://twitter.com/StaceyCKs1/status/1558928884900438017
https://twitter.com/StaceyCKs1/status/1558928884900438017
9aspirit
>8 margd: That's excellent! I laughed a little too hard on her spot-on talk.
Here's a link directly to the creator.
https://twitter.com/ms_frazzled/status/1558995309887254528
Here's a link directly to the creator.
https://twitter.com/ms_frazzled/status/1558995309887254528
10aspirit
MeidasTouch | 4:52 PM · Aug 14, 2022
"The documents don’t exist but actually they were planted but actually I declassified them but actually you need to give them back to me by the power vested in my social media app which is also under criminal investigation."
https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1558919628004372481
This really how five-year-old children explain a situation they know can get them in trouble.
"The documents don’t exist but actually they were planted but actually I declassified them but actually you need to give them back to me by the power vested in my social media app which is also under criminal investigation."
https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1558919628004372481
This really how five-year-old children explain a situation they know can get them in trouble.
11Molly3028
https://www.rawstory.com/george-conway-trump-2657869514/
'The cookies are PERFECT!' George Conway lampoons Trump's shifting excuses in satirical essay
Kellyanne's husband ~ essay in the Washington Post
"You’re looking for cookies? There are no cookies here," Conway wrote. "I don’t have any cookies. I don’t even like cookies. Won’t eat them. Never had one in my life. Never even seen one. Not once. Ever."
"I like steak and hamberders — I mean, hamburgers," he added. "For dessert, I have ice cream. Vanilla. Two scoops. Sometimes on pie. Definitely NOT cookies."
"What? You’re saying you have photos of me with cookies? That’s a Complete Lie," Conway wrote. "Your pictures are FAKE — just like you are. This is a Another Complete and Total Hoax."
"ALL FAKE NEWS," Conway added. "I am NOT Cookie Monster! YOU are Cookie Monster!!"
"It’s my cookie jar, so any cookies in the jar are mine. In fact, I had a Standing Order that any cookies in the jar automatically became mine when they went into the jar," he wrote. "The jar, and the cookies in them, are PERFECT."
'The cookies are PERFECT!' George Conway lampoons Trump's shifting excuses in satirical essay
Kellyanne's husband ~ essay in the Washington Post
"You’re looking for cookies? There are no cookies here," Conway wrote. "I don’t have any cookies. I don’t even like cookies. Won’t eat them. Never had one in my life. Never even seen one. Not once. Ever."
"I like steak and hamberders — I mean, hamburgers," he added. "For dessert, I have ice cream. Vanilla. Two scoops. Sometimes on pie. Definitely NOT cookies."
"What? You’re saying you have photos of me with cookies? That’s a Complete Lie," Conway wrote. "Your pictures are FAKE — just like you are. This is a Another Complete and Total Hoax."
"ALL FAKE NEWS," Conway added. "I am NOT Cookie Monster! YOU are Cookie Monster!!"
"It’s my cookie jar, so any cookies in the jar are mine. In fact, I had a Standing Order that any cookies in the jar automatically became mine when they went into the jar," he wrote. "The jar, and the cookies in them, are PERFECT."
12aspirit
This is high class punning, right here.

Source: https://twitter.com/AetherianDreams/status/1560722135907180544

Source: https://twitter.com/AetherianDreams/status/1560722135907180544
13Molly3028
https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/trump-a-florida-man-under-federal-investigation...
Trump, a Florida Man Under Federal Investigation, Endorses Gaetz, a Florida Man Under Federal Investigation
Trump, a Florida Man Under Federal Investigation, Endorses Gaetz, a Florida Man Under Federal Investigation
142wonderY
From the Borowitz Report
Lindsey Graham Warns That Biden’s Pro-Democracy Rhetoric Could Lead to Voting in the Streets.
Graham described a “doomsday scenario” in which voters are offered bottles of water in clear violation of the law.
Lindsey Graham Warns That Biden’s Pro-Democracy Rhetoric Could Lead to Voting in the Streets.
Graham described a “doomsday scenario” in which voters are offered bottles of water in clear violation of the law.
15margd
My funeral will also receive a multi-gun salute. Fired into the coffin, just to make sure.
-- Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB | 7:41 AM · Sep 19, 2022:
Czar for life of all Russia. Maker of exotic tea & underwear. It’s special military operation not invasion & is going to plan. For parody see @mfa_russia
-- Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB | 7:41 AM · Sep 19, 2022:
Czar for life of all Russia. Maker of exotic tea & underwear. It’s special military operation not invasion & is going to plan. For parody see @mfa_russia
16margd
>8 margd: contd. :D
Mrs. F @ms_frazzled | 4:05 PM · Sep 24, 2022:
We still can’t declassify documents with our brain. Sorry, friend. 😕
0:59 ( https://twitter.com/ms_frazzled/status/1573765696667852801 )
Mrs. F @ms_frazzled | 4:05 PM · Sep 24, 2022:
We still can’t declassify documents with our brain. Sorry, friend. 😕
0:59 ( https://twitter.com/ms_frazzled/status/1573765696667852801 )
18margd
How Presidents Walk (1:24)
Credit: Stefan Leonhardsberger
Via: michaelschulteshow /IG
1:24 ( https://twitter.com/BettinaSRoss1/status/1584207031350665217 )
Credit: Stefan Leonhardsberger
Via: michaelschulteshow /IG
1:24 ( https://twitter.com/BettinaSRoss1/status/1584207031350665217 )
20Molly3028
https://www.mediaite.com/news/brutal-trump-security-kept-people-from-walking-out...
BRUTAL! Trump Security Kept People From Walking Out of His ‘Low-Energy’ 2024 Campaign Launch
***
And Ivanka and her husband have decided their kids are more important to them than pleasing her aging, con man dad.
BRUTAL! Trump Security Kept People From Walking Out of His ‘Low-Energy’ 2024 Campaign Launch
***
And Ivanka and her husband have decided their kids are more important to them than pleasing her aging, con man dad.
22lriley
New York Post turns on Trump
https://news.yahoo.com/new-york-post-trump-florida-man-makes-announcement-162902...
A lot of acidic in that throwaway piece they bury on page 26 and referencing him as ‘Florida man’ and then as a ‘Florida retiree’ and ‘In a move no political pundit saw coming, avid golfer Donald J. Trump kicked things off at Mar-a-Lago, his resort and classified documents library’….and then ’ his favorite food is a charred steak with ketchup’.
https://news.yahoo.com/new-york-post-trump-florida-man-makes-announcement-162902...
A lot of acidic in that throwaway piece they bury on page 26 and referencing him as ‘Florida man’ and then as a ‘Florida retiree’ and ‘In a move no political pundit saw coming, avid golfer Donald J. Trump kicked things off at Mar-a-Lago, his resort and classified documents library’….and then ’ his favorite food is a charred steak with ketchup’.
23Molly3028
FLASH: 17,565,000 VIEWERS WATCHED 'FBI' SHOWS ON CBS TUES NIGHT...
TRUMP SPEECH PULLS 8,714,000...
24JGL53
> 22
Did they mention tRUMP cheating at golf?
I'm not a golfer but it is my understanding that people who pick up their ball and throw it toward the hole and pick up their opponent's ball and throw it into the ruff (when they think no one is watching) are considered the biggest fucking assholes in the whole wide world.
Did they mention tRUMP cheating at golf?
I'm not a golfer but it is my understanding that people who pick up their ball and throw it toward the hole and pick up their opponent's ball and throw it into the ruff (when they think no one is watching) are considered the biggest fucking assholes in the whole wide world.
27margd
:D
Oliver Willis @owillis | 11:37 AM · Dec 15, 2022:
Senior Writer @AmerIndependent
omg this is the promo video from trump's nft* card project, im dying. this clown. maybe now people will believe that im not making this up!!!!!!
1:55 ( https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1603429122516172802 )
* A non-fungible token is a unique digital identifier that cannot be copied, substituted, or subdivided, that is recorded in a blockchain, and that is used to certify authenticity and ownership. Wikipedia
Oliver Willis @owillis | 11:37 AM · Dec 15, 2022:
Senior Writer @AmerIndependent
omg this is the promo video from trump's nft* card project, im dying. this clown. maybe now people will believe that im not making this up!!!!!!
1:55 ( https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1603429122516172802 )
* A non-fungible token is a unique digital identifier that cannot be copied, substituted, or subdivided, that is recorded in a blockchain, and that is used to certify authenticity and ownership. Wikipedia
28margd
>27 margd: contd.
(The Book of Trump)
https://twitter.com/VassalloChan/status/1603829402424741888/photo/1
(The Book of Trump)
https://twitter.com/VassalloChan/status/1603829402424741888/photo/1
29margd
>27 margd:
Matthew Sheffield (The Young Turks) @mattsheffield | 1:47 AM · Dec 16, 2022:
It appears that Donald Trump's NFT image of himself as a cowboy comes from an Amazon image that was slightly altered. https://amazon.com/Scully-Rangewear-Canvas-Natural-XX-Large/dp/B00847UT34
Photos:
https://twitter.com/mattsheffield/status/1603642894224543744/photo/1
https://twitter.com/mattsheffield/status/1603642894224543744/photo/2
https://twitter.com/mattsheffield/status/1603642894224543744/photo/3
Matthew Sheffield (The Young Turks) @mattsheffield | 1:47 AM · Dec 16, 2022:
It appears that Donald Trump's NFT image of himself as a cowboy comes from an Amazon image that was slightly altered. https://amazon.com/Scully-Rangewear-Canvas-Natural-XX-Large/dp/B00847UT34
Photos:
https://twitter.com/mattsheffield/status/1603642894224543744/photo/1
https://twitter.com/mattsheffield/status/1603642894224543744/photo/2
https://twitter.com/mattsheffield/status/1603642894224543744/photo/3
302wonderY
The Shady Bunch:
https://twitter.com/LakotaMan1/status/1694459598101704829
Kevin M. Kruse
@KevinMKruse
REMEMBER: If you’re in line to get your mugshot taken, stay in line!!!
https://twitter.com/LakotaMan1/status/1694459598101704829
Kevin M. Kruse
@KevinMKruse
REMEMBER: If you’re in line to get your mugshot taken, stay in line!!!
31lriley
>30 2wonderY: Some are taking it a little more serious than others. In Georgia a RICO conviction is a minimum 5 years---you can apply for pardon after 5 years. You have to do at least that amount of time. The Governor can't step in to let you go. First you have to be approved by a state board and they're not going to even look at it until the prisoner has done his/her 5 and then applies for a pardon---only then does it go on to the governor with the board's recommendation of yes/no. It being a state charge a POTUS can't pardon you at all. Depending some of these people could be looking at 20 years or more. A mug shot is a mug shot but the charges and even the minimum time aren't a joke and I don't think Fani Willis is a joke either. She's done RICO cases before.
No one wants to be a rat but you also have to look at the character of the guy who led them into all this......who would throw every single one of them under the bus to save himself if he could and then start all over again with the next batch of suckers. My guess here though is if this trial's done before the election or even after (if he's not elected) the captain is going to go down with his entire crew. The only possibility any of them will be saved is by taking a deal. Juscil Tavaras in the Documents case is apparently doing that.
No one wants to be a rat but you also have to look at the character of the guy who led them into all this......who would throw every single one of them under the bus to save himself if he could and then start all over again with the next batch of suckers. My guess here though is if this trial's done before the election or even after (if he's not elected) the captain is going to go down with his entire crew. The only possibility any of them will be saved is by taking a deal. Juscil Tavaras in the Documents case is apparently doing that.
32margd
Don't Arraign on His Parade! (Song Parody 3:57)
Randy Rainbow | 22 Aug 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=596N4aPnjrs
Randy Rainbow | 22 Aug 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=596N4aPnjrs
34margd
Not Jack Smith, the Special Prosecutor, but :D
Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4 | 7:58 AM · Sep 27, 2023:
Good morning.
To clarify the property value debate, Mar-a-Lago was worth a billion dollars when it had stolen classified documents.
Now it’s worth $18 million.
Hope this helps.
Have a pleasant day.
Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4 | 7:58 AM · Sep 27, 2023:
Good morning.
To clarify the property value debate, Mar-a-Lago was worth a billion dollars when it had stolen classified documents.
Now it’s worth $18 million.
Hope this helps.
Have a pleasant day.
352wonderY
What’s the difference between the United States and an airplane?
The right wing of the airplane is not trying to crash it out of spite.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cxn8VyqRGoC/?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg==
The right wing of the airplane is not trying to crash it out of spite.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cxn8VyqRGoC/?igshid=MWZjMTM2ODFkZg==
362wonderY
Upon hearing of the death of Senator Dianne Feinstein:
The top comment: Senator Feinstein's team have announced that regardless of her passing, it will not impact her job performance and she will not be stepping down.
The top comment: Senator Feinstein's team have announced that regardless of her passing, it will not impact her job performance and she will not be stepping down.
37margd
GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker
- Lee Drutman ⚙️🏛 @leedrutman | 5:21 PM · Oct 3, 2023
Political scientist/ Sr fellow @NewAmerica / Lecturer @JHUGovStudies
- Lee Drutman ⚙️🏛 @leedrutman | 5:21 PM · Oct 3, 2023
Political scientist/ Sr fellow @NewAmerica / Lecturer @JHUGovStudies
38margd
We’re less than a week in to @repdeanphillips campaign, and it’s clearly one of the best-run campaigns in America.
And by “best-run” I mean you take three-dozen coked-up rabid monkeys, coat them in motor oil, tape knives to their paws, and set them loose in a Cracker Barrel on a Sunday morning and it would still be more calm, effective and organized.
- Rick Wilson {Lincoln Project} @TheRickWilson | 10:25 AM · Nov 3, 2023
And by “best-run” I mean you take three-dozen coked-up rabid monkeys, coat them in motor oil, tape knives to their paws, and set them loose in a Cracker Barrel on a Sunday morning and it would still be more calm, effective and organized.
- Rick Wilson {Lincoln Project} @TheRickWilson | 10:25 AM · Nov 3, 2023
40Molly3028
https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4292647-mark-meadows-sued-by-book-p...
Mark Meadows sued by book publisher over false election claims
The company is asking for the $350,000 it paid Meadows as an advance for the book, $600,000 in out-of-pocket damages, and at least $1 million each for reputational damage suffered by the company and loss of expected profits for the book, which they argue plummeted given Meadows’s involvement in numerous investigations regarding Jan. 6.
Mark Meadows sued by book publisher over false election claims
The company is asking for the $350,000 it paid Meadows as an advance for the book, $600,000 in out-of-pocket damages, and at least $1 million each for reputational damage suffered by the company and loss of expected profits for the book, which they argue plummeted given Meadows’s involvement in numerous investigations regarding Jan. 6.
412wonderY
In a post on X, formerly Twitter, the San Antonio Express-News, the third-largest paper in Texas, shared an article detailing the Safeguarding Honest Speech Act bill.
“Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns," the newspaper posted.
https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-pronoun-bill-texas-newspaper-1848672
“Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns," the newspaper posted.
https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-pronoun-bill-texas-newspaper-1848672
42margd
Putin releases his Xmas single (1:03)
https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1740711142043865371
📹: olly_101/Instagram
https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1740711142043865371
📹: olly_101/Instagram
43John5918
Trump has just been beaten! Good news for fans of Ronnie "The Rocket" O'Sullivan, but it was Judd Trump not Donald Trump, and it was in the 2024 snooker World Grand Prix, not the 2024 US election. Still, I suppose one can dream...
452wonderY
A kindergarten teacher tries to bring Congress back on task:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4gKxu9R_h9/?igsh=NnQ5YXNkNHc0aHBx
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4gKxu9R_h9/?igsh=NnQ5YXNkNHc0aHBx
46John5918
Some recent Irish humour: When You're Asked About Israel and Palestine (Foil Arms and Hog on YouTube)
48Molly3028
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP ~
Bloomberg now states that Trump is one of the 500 richest people in the world, and his clueless cult voters keep adding funds to the GoFundMe site that a billionaire's wife set up for Trump!
Bloomberg now states that Trump is one of the 500 richest people in the world, and his clueless cult voters keep adding funds to the GoFundMe site that a billionaire's wife set up for Trump!
49Molly3028
https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-is-now-hawking-copies-of-the-bible-watch-hi...
Trump Is Now Hawking Copies of the Bible — Watch His Utterly Bonkers 3-Minute Sales Pitch
Trump Is Now Hawking Copies of the Bible — Watch His Utterly Bonkers 3-Minute Sales Pitch
50Molly3028
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4558230-cheney-trolls-trump-over-bible-sal...
Cheney trolls Trump over Bible sale, suggests he read verse on adultery
“Happy Holy Week, Donald. Instead of selling Bibles, you should probably buy one,” Cheney wrote in a post on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, in response to a screenshot of Trump’s Bible pitch on Truth Social.
“And read it, including Exodus 20:14,” Cheney added, referring to the verse that commands, “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Cheney trolls Trump over Bible sale, suggests he read verse on adultery
“Happy Holy Week, Donald. Instead of selling Bibles, you should probably buy one,” Cheney wrote in a post on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, in response to a screenshot of Trump’s Bible pitch on Truth Social.
“And read it, including Exodus 20:14,” Cheney added, referring to the verse that commands, “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
51kiparsky
>50 Molly3028: “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
If I'm being honest, I think those days are over for Trump...
If I'm being honest, I think those days are over for Trump...
53margd
>52 John5918: Sorry.
If Trump doesn't win his appeal for defrauding NY State (fiddling with values of properties to minimize taxes), and doesn't have cash, the state may need to seize some of his assets. https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/21/politics/trump-calls-ny-attorney-generals-bond-su...
Letitia "Tish" James is the 67th Attorney General for the state of New York. https://ag.ny.gov/about/meet-letitia-james
So-o, NYC cabbies have taken to calling Trump Tower, "Tish Mahal".
If Trump doesn't win his appeal for defrauding NY State (fiddling with values of properties to minimize taxes), and doesn't have cash, the state may need to seize some of his assets. https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/21/politics/trump-calls-ny-attorney-generals-bond-su...
Letitia "Tish" James is the 67th Attorney General for the state of New York. https://ag.ny.gov/about/meet-letitia-james
So-o, NYC cabbies have taken to calling Trump Tower, "Tish Mahal".
54Molly3028
Joy Reid on MSNBC this evening ~
MAGA ~ Make Attorneys Get Attorneys
***
Will Jeffrey Clark and/or John Eastman be disbarred?
A California judge on Wednesday recommended disbarring a lawyer at the center of former President Trump’s efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election.
MAGA ~ Make Attorneys Get Attorneys
***
Will Jeffrey Clark and/or John Eastman be disbarred?
A California judge on Wednesday recommended disbarring a lawyer at the center of former President Trump’s efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election.
56Molly3028
https://www.mediaite.com/trump/house-democrat-burns-trump-while-opposing-airport...
House Democrat Burns Trump While Opposing Airport Renaming: ‘If Republicans Want to Name Something After Him… Find a Federal Prison’
House Democrat Burns Trump While Opposing Airport Renaming: ‘If Republicans Want to Name Something After Him… Find a Federal Prison’
57margd
RFK Jr. Spreads Conspiracy Theory That His Mind is Being Controlled by Total Idiot
Andy Borowitz | Apr 10, 2024
Calling it the “most shocking conspiracy” he has ever unearthed, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. revealed on CNN last night that his mind is being controlled by a moron.
“I don’t know exactly how my brain is being operated remotely, by an electronic beam or microwaves or whatnot,” he told the network’s Erin Burnett. “But somehow, some way, there’s a total numbskull making me say the things I say.”...
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/rfk-jr-spreads-conspiracy-theory
Andy Borowitz | Apr 10, 2024
Calling it the “most shocking conspiracy” he has ever unearthed, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. revealed on CNN last night that his mind is being controlled by a moron.
“I don’t know exactly how my brain is being operated remotely, by an electronic beam or microwaves or whatnot,” he told the network’s Erin Burnett. “But somehow, some way, there’s a total numbskull making me say the things I say.”...
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/rfk-jr-spreads-conspiracy-theory
582wonderY
An AI rendering of 45 in a sacred pose:
https://www.instagram.com/p/C6J_ulmS8w5/?igsh=ZnZrN3g3NGx5dmlx
https://www.instagram.com/p/C6J_ulmS8w5/?igsh=ZnZrN3g3NGx5dmlx
59margd
>58 2wonderY: Ha!
60Molly3028
https://www.yahoo.com/news/george-conway-taunts-donald-trump-080920673.html
George Conway Taunts Donald Trump With Bruising Billboard In 'Perfect Location'
Kellyanne Conway's ex ~
The conservative attorney has paid for an anti-Trump message to be placed on a billboard near the former president’s Mar-a-Lago home in Palm Beach, Florida. It reads: “Vote for Joe, Not the Psycho.”
George Conway Taunts Donald Trump With Bruising Billboard In 'Perfect Location'
Kellyanne Conway's ex ~
The conservative attorney has paid for an anti-Trump message to be placed on a billboard near the former president’s Mar-a-Lago home in Palm Beach, Florida. It reads: “Vote for Joe, Not the Psycho.”
61margd
Trump fought the law and the law won.
0:27 (https://x.com/FallonTonight/status/1796317728959295788)
- The Tonight Show @FallonTonight | 7:08 PM · May 30, 2024 {X}
0:27 (https://x.com/FallonTonight/status/1796317728959295788)
- The Tonight Show @FallonTonight | 7:08 PM · May 30, 2024 {X}
62margd
(Snoopy cartoon)
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10161628101553011&set=a.101504434784530...
- Honey Ward post on FB 30 May 2024
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10161628101553011&set=a.101504434784530...
- Honey Ward post on FB 30 May 2024
632wonderY
An English teacher helps Mr. Trump with the grammar in his tweets:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C75SAW8usib/?igsh=MXdkOGplMm9iZmExcw==
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C75SAW8usib/?igsh=MXdkOGplMm9iZmExcw==
642wonderY
The Smothers Brothers define politics for us:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C74wrKcMo5v/?igsh=YXo1YmN0ODc2ank1
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C74wrKcMo5v/?igsh=YXo1YmN0ODc2ank1
652wonderY
If a kindergarten teacher was in charge of Congress:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4gKxu9R_h9/?igsh=NnQ5YXNkNHc0aHBx
Ketchup and pickle days
Catch a bubble
😂
Mrs. Frazzled
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4gKxu9R_h9/?igsh=NnQ5YXNkNHc0aHBx
Ketchup and pickle days
Catch a bubble
😂
Mrs. Frazzled
66margd
Bless this dehumidified air unto our bodies, and the hands of the AC techs who maintain it. And Lord, as summer temperatures approach 100+ degrees this month in Tallahassee, we pray for a divine hedge of protection over these miraculous vessels--unto which we are not worthy. For these conditioners of air, Lord, we pray that you might fill them with a double portion of freon. Yea, though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death, we will fear no humidity.
In the name of Willis Carrier we pray,
Amen
Jake Dodson {Facebook, 20 June 2024}
Hill Spooner & Elliott, Inc.
Photo of (Dodson?) blessing his AC (https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=963329015585681&set=a.518490540069533)
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Jake Dodson, Realtor
"I will air condition my home, and the gates of Hell will not prevail against it."
-Matthew 16:18, paraphrased.
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margd: Also, thank you Lord for river breezes and our ceiling fan!
In the name of Willis Carrier we pray,
Amen
Jake Dodson {Facebook, 20 June 2024}
Hill Spooner & Elliott, Inc.
Photo of (Dodson?) blessing his AC (https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=963329015585681&set=a.518490540069533)
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Jake Dodson, Realtor
"I will air condition my home, and the gates of Hell will not prevail against it."
-Matthew 16:18, paraphrased.
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margd: Also, thank you Lord for river breezes and our ceiling fan!
67margd
I think during the presidential debate, Biden should just yell...SHARK!
- Auntie Smartassy @AuntSassyAss | 8:09 PM · Jun 19, 2024 {X}
- Auntie Smartassy @AuntSassyAss | 8:09 PM · Jun 19, 2024 {X}
68Taphophile13
>67 margd: And then hum the theme from Jaws.
69margd
>68 Taphophile13: :D I laugh just thinking about it!
70margd
She's ba-ack!
Beep🇺🇸🇺🇦 @fiercefreckled | 9:20 PM · Jun 26, 2024 {X}:
The talented Trump impersonator Sarah Cooper is BACK! It’s a masterful performance where Donald decides his fate — “do I get electrocuted or eaten by the shark”.
1:37 (https://x.com/fiercefreckled/status/1806135453696897091)
Beep🇺🇸🇺🇦 @fiercefreckled | 9:20 PM · Jun 26, 2024 {X}:
The talented Trump impersonator Sarah Cooper is BACK! It’s a masterful performance where Donald decides his fate — “do I get electrocuted or eaten by the shark”.
1:37 (https://x.com/fiercefreckled/status/1806135453696897091)
712wonderY
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Arguing that age has dimmed Donald J. Trump’s ability to lie, former congressman George Santos proposed on Monday that he supplant the former president atop the GOP ticket.
“Over the course of his career, President Trump has produced an impressive array of falsehoods,” Santos said. “But now is the time to pass the torch to a new generation of liars.”
Santos said that, although Trump spewed a continuous stream of whoppers during his debate with President Biden, “From the earliest moments, it became worryingly obvious that he is no longer the liar he once was.”
“According to fact-checkers, Trump lied 30 times during the debate,” he said. “I could’ve done 60.”
Santos said he was “saddened” to issue his assessment of Trump’s decline, but added, “As a board-certified neurologist I had no choice.”
“Over the course of his career, President Trump has produced an impressive array of falsehoods,” Santos said. “But now is the time to pass the torch to a new generation of liars.”
Santos said that, although Trump spewed a continuous stream of whoppers during his debate with President Biden, “From the earliest moments, it became worryingly obvious that he is no longer the liar he once was.”
“According to fact-checkers, Trump lied 30 times during the debate,” he said. “I could’ve done 60.”
Santos said he was “saddened” to issue his assessment of Trump’s decline, but added, “As a board-certified neurologist I had no choice.”
73Molly3028
https://wegotthiscovered.com/politics/warning-do-not-drink-coffee-tea-or-any-liq...
‘WARNING: Do NOT drink coffee, tea, or any liquid while watching this video’: Here are 2 minutes of Donald Trump butchering every word in the English language
‘WARNING: Do NOT drink coffee, tea, or any liquid while watching this video’: Here are 2 minutes of Donald Trump butchering every word in the English language
742wonderY
Nation’s Cats Lash Out at J.D. Vance in Million Meow March
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/nations-cats-lash-out-at-jd-vance?publication_i...
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/nations-cats-lash-out-at-jd-vance?publication_i...
75margd
>74 2wonderY: I'm loving the memes and tweets from the "childless cat ladies" -- a lot of creativity and energy coming from cat lovers, even more than from dog lovers after Kristi Noem admitted to shooting her puppy?
Jackie Roberts 🌴🥥 @Jackie4Change | 1:14 PM · Jul 25, 2024 {X}:
I’m a 62 year old white suburban woman in Texas with 3 cats and I understand the assignment. #Harris2024 🇺🇸🌴🥥
Jackie Roberts 🌴🥥 @Jackie4Change | 1:14 PM · Jul 25, 2024 {X}:
I’m a 62 year old white suburban woman in Texas with 3 cats and I understand the assignment. #Harris2024 🇺🇸🌴🥥
77Molly3028
While I was watching some Two and a Half Men episodes today (as I do most days) a vexing revelation came into my mind. Trump is the senior citizen version of the Charlie Harper character.
782wonderY
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a welcome piece of good news for the embattled vice-presidential nominee, a new poll released on Thursday shows that a hundred percent of likely Democratic voters favor JD Vance remaining on the GOP ticket.
Vance’s strong showing with Democratic voters stands in sharp contrast with his performance among Republicans, only 17 percent of whom support his continuing as nominee.
Among those Democrats surveyed, a hundred percent agreed with the statement “JD Vance should receive more airtime” while a hundred percent concurred with the statement “Just let JD be JD.”
On the campaign trail, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris echoed her party’s passionate support for Vance.
“JD Vance has shown himself to be a very giving person,” she said, “and I want him to keep on giving.”
Vance’s strong showing with Democratic voters stands in sharp contrast with his performance among Republicans, only 17 percent of whom support his continuing as nominee.
Among those Democrats surveyed, a hundred percent agreed with the statement “JD Vance should receive more airtime” while a hundred percent concurred with the statement “Just let JD be JD.”
On the campaign trail, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris echoed her party’s passionate support for Vance.
“JD Vance has shown himself to be a very giving person,” she said, “and I want him to keep on giving.”
79JGL53
It has been pointed out that Walz is the only major party candidate for national office who does not use make-up. (Well, he was a football coach and in the National Guard for 24 years so, yeah, I don't think he could have gotten away with it even if he was so inclined.) Also, I see he is big on responding to the climate change crisis. Thus, the only way he could increase his massive appeal to young college voters would be to get a neck tatoo and maybe a nose ring. Not necessary, thank Jebus.
80Molly3028
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/joe-rogan-supports-rfk-jr-over-trump-and-harri...
Joe Rogan Supports RFK Jr. Over Trump and Harris: ‘He’s the Only One That Makes Sense to Me’
Joe Rogan Supports RFK Jr. Over Trump and Harris: ‘He’s the Only One That Makes Sense to Me’
81margd
A flag for the cat-ladies? :D
https://x.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1822451525744312806/photo/1
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ETA:
Oooh, and one for all the ladies:
https://x.com/stewlbert/status/1821963136661938649/photo/1
https://x.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1822451525744312806/photo/1
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ETA:
Oooh, and one for all the ladies:
https://x.com/stewlbert/status/1821963136661938649/photo/1
82Molly3028
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/kamala-harris-housed-a-giant-bag-of-doritos-by...
Kamala Harris Housed ‘A Giant Bag of Doritos’ By Herself After Trump Won in 2016
Vice President Kamala Harris revealed that she coped with former President Donald Trump’s 2016 election victory by binge-eating a giant bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos by herself.
Kamala Harris Housed ‘A Giant Bag of Doritos’ By Herself After Trump Won in 2016
Vice President Kamala Harris revealed that she coped with former President Donald Trump’s 2016 election victory by binge-eating a giant bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos by herself.
84margd
Mike Luckovitch's "It was rigged" cartoon
https://x.com/TheTNHoller/status/1830264402383360175/photo/1
https://x.com/TheTNHoller/status/1830264402383360175/photo/1
86margd
AI of Trump -- he couldn't outrun the goose, much less Haitians(?) !!
https://x.com/NancyMace/status/1833580283377160665/photo/1
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Logan Davis @L0ganDav1s | 8:28 PM · Sep 10, 2024 {X}:
Notice which animal he “grabbed”.
Art imitates life
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The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln | 11:16 PM · Sep 10, 2024
The only cat photo that matters today.
Photo, Taylor Swift (https://x.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1833706077151498490/photo/1)
margd: Taylor Swift, who announced that she will vote for Harris, has 283 million(!) followers on Instagram.
https://x.com/NancyMace/status/1833580283377160665/photo/1
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Logan Davis @L0ganDav1s | 8:28 PM · Sep 10, 2024 {X}:
Notice which animal he “grabbed”.
Art imitates life
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The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln | 11:16 PM · Sep 10, 2024
The only cat photo that matters today.
Photo, Taylor Swift (https://x.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1833706077151498490/photo/1)
margd: Taylor Swift, who announced that she will vote for Harris, has 283 million(!) followers on Instagram.
872wonderY
Back when the president ate a dog in Ohio:
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_yBjspuQ66/?igsh=cmp0ZW04ZmFmOTEy
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_yBjspuQ66/?igsh=cmp0ZW04ZmFmOTEy
89margd
Donald Trump's 'Eating The Dogs' transcribed for trombone.
0:12 (https://x.com/jasemonkey/status/1833945142559936620 )
- The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey | 3:06 PM · Sep 11, 2024
Over 2,000 free YouTube guitar lessons here http://youtube.com/@thejaseguitar Website http://thejase.co.uk #MDANT🎖️ {UK}
0:12 (https://x.com/jasemonkey/status/1833945142559936620 )
- The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey | 3:06 PM · Sep 11, 2024
Over 2,000 free YouTube guitar lessons here http://youtube.com/@thejaseguitar Website http://thejase.co.uk #MDANT🎖️ {UK}
902wonderY
>89 margd: I saw it matched to one of the Charlie Brown themes.
912wonderY
I wish I could find the source of this quote:
https://x.com/JerasIkehorn/status/1834003661233475649
“She was like a childless cat woman with a laser pointer, and he chased the dot the whole night.”
https://x.com/JerasIkehorn/status/1834003661233475649
“She was like a childless cat woman with a laser pointer, and he chased the dot the whole night.”
94John5918
Another one from YouTube: Hitler’s Springfield Ohio Restaurant
95margd
tim russ @timruss2 | 2:25 PM · Oct 9, 2024 {X}:
Ok I did my research and I found the weather machines that are making all the hurricanes, heatwaves, wild fires, heat waves and worse.
Photo (https://x.com/timruss2/status/1844081690689642752/photo/1)
Ok I did my research and I found the weather machines that are making all the hurricanes, heatwaves, wild fires, heat waves and worse.
Photo (https://x.com/timruss2/status/1844081690689642752/photo/1)
962wonderY
>95 margd: Is that the same as this one?
https://www.instagram.com/p/DA8ijamvWr-/?igsh=MWdzeHhpeG53eXE0ag==
https://www.instagram.com/p/DA8ijamvWr-/?igsh=MWdzeHhpeG53eXE0ag==
97margd
>96 2wonderY: Sounds like!
992wonderY
From the Borowitz Report on employee of the month selection at McDonalds:
“I’ve been treated very unfairly by McDonald’s,” he complained to reporters. “Frankly, I did win this selection.”
The Republican nominee alleged that he had “the most votes for Employee of the Month in the history of employees and months,” but that ballots cast for him were stolen by a sinister individual he called “The Hamburglar.”
Trump said he would never work at McDonald’s again, asserting that “Burger King is better, quite frankly, because it’s a monarchy.”
“I’ve been treated very unfairly by McDonald’s,” he complained to reporters. “Frankly, I did win this selection.”
The Republican nominee alleged that he had “the most votes for Employee of the Month in the history of employees and months,” but that ballots cast for him were stolen by a sinister individual he called “The Hamburglar.”
Trump said he would never work at McDonald’s again, asserting that “Burger King is better, quite frankly, because it’s a monarchy.”
1012wonderY
The Borowitz Report
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Jeff Bezos has desperately tried to return the Washington Post for a full refund without success, sources close to the Amazon chief confirmed on Monday.
Bezos, who purchased the Post for $250 million in 2013, was reportedly kept on hold with customer service for 45 minutes before a human was finally available to speak to him.
Unfortunately for Bezos, the customer service rep informed him that he had failed to check the newspaper’s return policy when he purchased it.
According to the rep, Bezos cannot return the Post because he bought it more than a hundred days ago and it is now in damaged condition.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Jeff Bezos has desperately tried to return the Washington Post for a full refund without success, sources close to the Amazon chief confirmed on Monday.
Bezos, who purchased the Post for $250 million in 2013, was reportedly kept on hold with customer service for 45 minutes before a human was finally available to speak to him.
Unfortunately for Bezos, the customer service rep informed him that he had failed to check the newspaper’s return policy when he purchased it.
According to the rep, Bezos cannot return the Post because he bought it more than a hundred days ago and it is now in damaged condition.
102Molly3028
PERFECT TIMING
Weeks after 77m voters elected Trump, the Oxford Dictionary folks added "brain rot" to its listing.
Weeks after 77m voters elected Trump, the Oxford Dictionary folks added "brain rot" to its listing.
103John5918
Make Christianity Great Again (YouTube sketch)
104kiparsky
The Private Eye roundup of 2024 includes some political material, as well as some less so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uGOGIBw_84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uGOGIBw_84