Early ReviewersT.C. Morrison

"Pap" and "Pup" Peters, those intrepid tort lawyers whose zany exploits have delighted readers of Tort$ "R" Us, Please Pass The Tort$ and Send In The Tort Lawyer$, return with yet another round of legal shenanigans guaranteed to make you laugh until you weep.

Their latest antics take them into the brave new world of artificial intelligence: a massive lawsuit against two Super Pacs who poured money into the campaign of a New York Congressman whose entire persona was generated by an AI program; and a lawsuit on behalf of sultry actresses and models, including the unforgettable Lydia Lowlace, whose voices have been appropriated for a series of female chatbots who provide comfort, and lots of sexual innuendo, to lonely men.

In one of their most creative lawsuits ever, they pursue three leading auction houses who purchased and then resold expensive jewelry and watches stolen from the rich and famous by the "Gentleman Thief" and his bogus Swiss heiress girlfriend. And Mona Lott makes yet another appearance in her ongoing feud with her small Connecticut town over lawn mowing.Settle into your favorite chair so that you don't fall on the floor laughing at the latest exploits of these lovable lawyers who leave no stone unturned in their quest for fame, fortune and fun.

Critics Lavish Praise on Send In the Tort Lawyer$

"Send In the Tort Lawyer$ is frighteningly funny. Morrison keeps you in a kind of kaleidoscopic blur where nonsense is normal and logic seems out of place." — Matthew Pearson, Banker and Author

"The laughs keep coming as fast as the torts and the wild settlements. No one with the slightest interest in law, life, or shenanigans should miss this third volume of the Pap and Pup series." — Mike Abram, Retired Labor Lawyer

"The laughs never stop, as T.C. Morrison has once more struck comedy gold." — Jack Isler, Retired Physician

"WARNING TO READERS: This book is not intended to be consumed in a public space! Readers should find a quiet corner where others will not be disturbed by unexpected outbursts of loud laughter." — Richard Gilbert, College Professor

Patrick A. Peters ("Pap") and his twin bother Prescott U. Peters ("Pup"), the fearless tort lawyers whose zany exploits delighted readers of Tort$ "R" Us and Please Pass The Tort$, return with yet another round of legal mayhem guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

Their latest antics include a lawsuit on behalf of consumers who bought what turned out to be worthless crypto currency from the now-bankrupt FTZ; lawsuits challenging the labeling of Godiva Belgian Chocolates and a Vermont company's ice cream purportedly made from the milk of "happy cows"; and yet another lawsuit on behalf of the unforgettable Lydia Lowlace, who's image from Playboy is now part of a collection of non-fungible tokens sold by an off-shore start-up.

Settle into your favorite chair so that you don't fall on the floor laughing at the new exploits of these lovable lawyers who leave no stone unturned in their quest for fun, fame and fortune.

Critical Praise for Tort$ "R" Us:

"I can't recall reading, or seeing, anything in a long time that had me laughing so hard and loud. Morrison has a perfect ear, and eye, for the absurd." —Michael Abram, Retired Labor Lawyer

"This book is hilarious from beginning to end. There were times when I laughed out loud. The word plays are very clever and the plot manages to skewer many of our personal references, while not being mean-spirited." —Maureen Bateman, Former General Counsel of U.S. Trust Co. and State Street Bank and Trust

"I never expected to be so marvelously entertained by a book about lawyers and lawyering - laughing out loud in almost every chapter until the tears rolled down my cheeks." —Janet Graaff, Retired College Professor

Critical Praise for Please Pass The Tort$:

"A Tour de Tort! I smiled as soon as I opened Please Pass The Tort$ and didn't stop laughing until I finished it. Morrison's wit and humor are sure to provide a welcome diversion." —Recovered Lawyer and Federal Judge

"Great sequel with our very innovative lawyer friends Pap and Pup and my favorite client Lydia Lowlace and her version of the English language! The book is hilarious and so entertaining it is hard to put it down." —Lawrence Power, Former President of McGrath Power Associates

"T.C. Morrison delivers more of his trademark legal mayhem in this terrific sequel to Tort$ 'R' Us. Don't miss it." —Andrew Schau, Retired Litigator and NY City Law Firm Partner